perhaps a man should be stupid, how do we know?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Never mind, the actual funniest thing to do with InferKit is give it Puritan virtue names.

The astounding accuracy of its replication of the pattern, accompanied by its total inability to understand what a “virtue” is? *chefs kiss*

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The entirety of the input was real Puritan first names and surnames. This is some of what InferKit thinks other Puritans might be called:

  • Disdain Middleton
  • Intoxication Sherman
  • Pity Smith
  • Hate-All Branham
  • Suffering Baldwin
  • Manliness Boyd
  • Annoyance Washburne
  • Pleasure Osborne
  • Empathy Butler
  • Deep Distress Warren
  • Pleasant Breeze Harvie
  • Loving You Dalton
  • Nourishment Jenkins
  • Apologies Farnsworth
  • Proper Condom Richmond
  • Monogamy Evans
  • Agitate Forber
  • Regret Hughes
  • Stagnation Hunter
  • Outward Kindness Wood
  • The Decline of the West Sutton
  • Revenge Davenport
  • Intellectualism Dalton
  • Democracy Dawson
  • Moral Stability Lewis
  • Non-Oppression Quid-Pro-Quo Slattery
  • Nepotism
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